None of us are paid well, but we’re working for a charity. So…

Don’t femsplain away my super awesome masulinipower. I am penis, holder of dick. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

No one cares.

Where I work, we have 5 “Johns” and they have built some crazy shit to run our org, including things we could have just bought SAAS. They just got bored and made things. We love you, IT department!

I always thought they were a cool idea, but never bought one. Idea-wise, IDK, use them for cluster-computing? I considered getting one as a retro gaming arcade…so maybe that?

So what you’re saying is “kill all humans”? I can get behind that message.

Let me mansplain to you why it was actually the 1920s, and also something about sandwiches. PENIS POWER!

…he was lying to you?

You can’t just throw a crate engine in. My current car (2012 Hyundai Tucson) is a “California engine”. My family is in auto, and we went to a guy who replaced the engines on my uncle’s fleet. $6500 because the engine itself was so hard to source and replace with all the bullshit sensors, and an extra $1k for the rental I needed for 2 weeks while they tracked an engine down.

It was a boat on wheels. But mine only got 7MPG. And that “twilight sentinel” nonsense never worked right. It did have some decent pickup for its size though.

I think they were doing the Nissan Versa like that for a while too. But it’s definitely not common and should be for cars that aren’t economy-boxes. And just to lay my shit out, I guess, my progression was: 1991 Plymouth Acclaim, 1990 Chevy Caprice Classic (loved that car), 2000 Chevy Monte Carlo (it blew up!), 2007 Hyundai Tucson, 2012 Hyundai Tucson.

I AM in the market for a new car…eventually. Have replace the engine on this one already and know it’s on its last legs. But I don’t see anything out there that I actually like. I kinda liked the Challenger, I guess…but I honestly am thinking about going back to cars from the 90s/80s again. I legit miss my Caprice.

Okay but you can dual-boot with a partition. That’s how it was done for decades previously.

Damn, is your professor Thor?

Happy to say I haven’t seen that shit here yet…unlike Reddit and 4chan.

All I want is a car with modern engineering and simple technology. I’m fine with crank windows and a radio I can easily swap out. But I would like an engine that gets more than 7MPG and has crumple-zones that aren’t my face. I don’t need touchscreens and sensors for everything. And I sure as fuck don’t want the manufacturer pushing out “updates” that can brick my car.

It says “you can create or resize partitions”…am I missing something?

I thought it was the place for people who didn’t want their shitposting interrupted by random child porn. Am…am I in the wrong place???

Article 7, Section 2: “I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you”.

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Silly librul, everyone knows forests are a lie sold to us by big-pharma so they can sell us more vaccines. That’s why I take my Ivermectin enemas daily, and you should too! It helps you see through the Jewish Space Lasers!