chewables

yeah, we don’t want the strong taking everything you build. Just bend over and let the rich do it instead, because that’s better for some reason

not an apocalyptic hellscape where the people with the most guns amass all power

Hahaha yeah that’s totally not what capitalism is at all, right guys? …right?

as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:

1. it’s warm
2. gravity isn’t being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you’re over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)

thanks i’m here all week