

You have died from dysentery.
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!


You have died from dysentery.
And stop sighing so much.
For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.
But not small ones.
Only people who live in the country.


Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.
Also, the census doesn’t only count citizens.
‘Billy West’? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!
I can wire anything directly into anything; I’m the professor!
A reflection in the glass of the window.
You have to use your imagination


“Make out” makes out so many things.


“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”


You skipped several million deaths.


Nuking Japan was in proportion and in service to the United States’ legitimate military objectives.
Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.