The plan of a person who has apparently never met a cat before.

Relevant Monty Python

Oh, sure, everyone’s a critic, but why don’t YOU try standing when you’re 1.8 million years old? Not so easy.

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I respect their goals, but the photographer entering the photo into a contest and painting a target on this family without their knowledge or consent is reprehensible.

It was nice of him to explain what it does, I’d have had no idea, otherwise.

Spider and rancid butter island. AKA Hell.

Sounds like nature is telling you it doesn’t want you to live there.

Morning, Ralph.

Morning, Sam.

The title should read “Playstation US boss is mad that spending a ton of money making games look slightly closer to real life didn’t make people want to spend more to play them”

He died on the way back to his home planet.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

It’s not exactly subtle

It’s okay. I killed lots of gods when I played that game.

With that lawsuit money, maybe he’ll be able to afford a trench coat that fits.

I vote we use wealth.

8 hour workday of doing fuck all

I’m not going to argue in favor of 50s gender roles, but fuck off c’mon.

The magic school bus will bust her out ez pz. The state is about to learn why you don’t fuck with the Frizz.