I was told they would be watching…

I feel like this could be turned into a haiku:

I threw my back out

while loading the dishwasher

wearing my sweater

Have you tried a Shandy? It’s beer mixed with lemonade or orange juice. It’s delicious.

Not where I am. They turned off the old ones–even the ones that were in parks. I see one here and there but they used to be literally everywhere. Every store had one either inside or out front. Every park had them. Every downtown area had them at every block.

How do you mesmerize a port a potty? I’m almost afraid to ask, but here I am lol

Not only were there public pay phones everywhere, but if you dialed zero, a person we called The Operator would immediately answer and you could ask them to look up a phone number for you or ask them to dial a number for you. This operator would pick up when you dialed zero from your home landline too.

Wait until you find out about all the free water fountains literally everywhere so if you were thirsty you could just stop and get an ice cold drink of water and go about your day.