The purity tests are so exhausting

Fuck Google!

Gives Google $900

Every single fucking Google meet. God fucking forbid I hover anywhere near that dreaded icon, the popup gets in the way of everything and does its best not to close. And if one invitee isn’t present, the constant nag of “want me to transcribe for this person?” Is incessant. I hate it so goddamn much and it’s relentless.

+1 for Apple Music. I know, “boo Apple!” And all that, but it fits well within the Apple one subscription and they pay artists well. Sound quality is good, discovery is good, supported everywhere.

Watch out, we got a badass over here!

Sounds to me like you’re not using android, and this your condescending rhetorical question does not apply. Sure, you can put forks of forks on your device, but good luck running banking or travel or healthcare apps, among many others.

it’s an independence from Google thing and a privacy thing. I am logged in to the Play Store on my phone

Uh.

You can write your own iOS app and install it on your phone. You just can’t distribute it without paying the troll toll.

I just upvoted a comment which is sure to get downvoted to hell.

You’re right though, the idea that you could “do whatever you want” with android was always a fantasy.

Me right now:

I gotta say, it causes me to pre-judge a comment when I see the number (green or red).

I love that this is the faux news rage o’ the day. They literally can’t come up with anything else because they’re basking in all of their goals being satisfied.

Same here. It’s like Reddit back when it was actually good.

Oh yeah, well my Voyager says I’ve upvoted them 42 times!

See, there you go! Now, for the mix-ins: you can’t just go buy a Snickers bar, that has a plastic wrapper and HFCS. Making your own Snickers is so much better and rewarding. And you’d better mix it in by hand!

Sounds to me like you’re a quitter

Take those pictures to the closer one, ask to see the manager, sweep your bangs back behind your ear, and Karen the fuck out of them. Justice achieved

“You use a machine to make your own ice cream? A hand crank doesn’t use electricity and produces a superior product.”

Sounds like a made up site from Silicon Valley

Same here. Luckily our basement flooded and we were like “oh well, guess it’s all ruined and has to be thrown away 🤷”

I wish