You might want to watch Stanley Kubrick’s masterpiece A Clockwork Orange or read the same named book by Anthony Burgess. It’s not only worth it, it’s basically part of the cultural canon.

As I said, I didn’t. I’d not agree with you on anything, anyway.

I hope they beat you up every day behind the gym…

“I’ve seen dead fish refuse to get wrapped in yesterday’s BILD”

Max Goldt

That’s only because zee audio is missing.

Keeping the common user stupid is the better part of Mickeysoft’s business model. The proposed solution for every problem is guessing what MS’ silly nomenclature might actually mean while poking around in GUIs that do nothing but keep you busy. Then buy something from their app store. RTFM doesn’t work in a system that’s inconsistent and undocumented by design. That’s not the fault of RTFM as a concept but a travesty of it.

How ro ruin any joke.

Concatenate all the stereotypes you had sitting around since the 1990s.

Quietly giggle.

Return to binging the Benny Hill Show.

Because everybode who’s not a hero must be a villain? Total non sequitur, silly black and white thinking.

The one to be baked has a halo, so he probably had it coming.

Bigfoot died for our sins!

Human created, yes. Sadly often enough not by the same humans who took the money.

Could be worse. Imagine the same slop in a more baroque style…

TBF, if they had an idea about design, specifically about typo and logos they’d not be clients. Idiots… that’s a different topic, but let’s agree that some types with a strictly technical or -worse- strictly economical background have quite bizarre ideas in the visual field. It really get annoying if they’re perfectly sure they know better than you.

How would a single person evolve at all? At least your lack of intelligence and compulsive urge to downvote what’s beyond your understanding certainly is not a medical condition. Nor can it be helped. An asshole will always remain an asshole.

Who’s “we”? I sure didn’t.

Let us lead the world towards the true belief. By sword and wirecutter. Let the heathens be converted to the true protocol or disconnected. Progress! Renewal! Electrification!

Since we are not making jokes on feddit (they might upset the mods) it must be LKML. They’re known to spend their days fooling around.

IT’S ON THE INTERNET! IT MUST BE TRUE!

You will do as you’re told!

The kernel group is not your next corner charity and it’s members are highly qualified devs - all of them knowing where they are and the majority paid very well for their work by their employers. Also, it’s not that Thorvalds ever arbitrarily picked on someone or kept on picking on anyone because of personal antipathy as assholes use to do. Any of these events was caused by a specific fuckup by the very person that got addresses and they all did the same thing (fuck up, refuse to fix,. let someone else take the resulting damage) they were explicitely warned not to do. I do have quite a lot of understanding for individual fuckups - they just happen under the right combination of shitty circumstances but I’d be the last one to complain if I’d get F-bombed if I’d be the one to blame. Interestingly none of the addressants complained either. It’s always been third parties/media to scandalize these for their own reasons.