Gargle my balls, m’lord.

Holy fuck

Won’t be long now

Seriously, they should just lock me up or do away with me now, because I’m going to be a fucking thorn in their side.

I deleted my account, intentionally losing access to all my games. Fuck EA. I will not be associated with murders.

I have to say the Wall coming down was a crazy exciting thing to experience.

Now I’m sick and tired of living through once in a lifetime events. I’d love to go back to boring.

I don’t care what the bible says

If you work for a large company, ask around if there is a toastmasters group. If so join it and you will be let in on all the secrets of public speaking.

You know there is nothing stopping you from getting high AND doing yoga and cycling every day!

Running long distances high is probably my favorite thing in the world.