What uhh… What did they expect people to use it for?

He’s not totally serious he’s cardfire. Silly human

It’d be real cool if that could be made in to a mobile game. I’m so rarely at a desktop anymore

I played it as a kid, though to be fair the only progress was made when my dad played. It was mostly brute force, “ok, can’t go any further here let’s try another path.” And eventually you were at the final boss. My dad eventually got to the end and thought he got lucky, that he’d just happened to go through the rest of the game first and collected everything he needed. I don’t actually think it’s possible to get to Ganon in the first game without going through all the dungeons.

Somebody watches too much Maggie Mae Fish.

Babylon 5 too.

Specifically at 13:21 on myfirstsexteacher3: grad school.

15 f is pretty chilly. 35 f is cold if it was warm yesterday, but warm if it was cold yesterday, 45 is the same. 5 f is really cold if it’s humid or windy, but tolerable otherwise.

-15f is where your teeth start to hurt if you open your mouth outside.

“as accurate as adult eyewitness testimony”

“As small as a planet”

“As fast as a snail.”

“As curious as a corpse.”

I do remember him being surprised at pigtails at some point too. Fin Tutuola is maybe New York’s most of out of place detective.

I also remember him finding a pair of testicles in an ice bucket during daytime television. That show was nuts.

Watching SVU used to be a guilty pleasure because his character was so shocked at the concept of sex. As a career detective in the special victims unit. You know, the sex crimes unit. Ice T would say things like “men… Having sex with men?!”