Romania really said ‘we’re the main character of Europe’ 😂 Honestly, that’s the confidence we all need.

Ah yes, readable code… if you’re fluent in Ancient Developer.

That last line nails it: it doesn’t cap success, it just makes sure failure isn’t catastrophic.

Chekhov’s dog: if it shows up in Act 1, it’s definitely not just going for a walk.

Classic misdirection: compare dues to a toy instead of the extra pay, healthcare, and protections.

“Uptime” — aka the anxiety meter for every sysadmin.