SantasMagicalComfort

Oh come on we’re all degenerates around here.

Not a joke I wake up and drink six beers before I strap my shootin’ iron on and head out to start my day.

How’s the hentai selection?

I forgot they changed the name in 2620 to stop people from making that stupid joke.

If you increase the price every three months you’d have warning though.

What if the monsters fart in the snorkel?

If Netflix buys everything can I only buy one streaming service again?

My gun and I are always loaded so I would not be going to that store.

Can I see your anus?

They has test kitchens and spend a ton of money on R&D to create that craving plus all the cartoon characters and kids toy’s and sponsoring school events gets kids hooked young.

Yeah just get non-Americans.

This was actually in the initial script for Independence Day.

I saved the comment so I can download the wiki if I ever lose internet.

It’s a Steve Jobs quote:

“Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.”

Where’s the village idiot because that’s me.

Soak that shit in a ziplock full of vinegar, hold it in place with an elastic band and profit with a shiny clean shower head.

What.

My iPhone keyboard is my favorite.

I have a pretty nice mechanical keyboard but I usually cast my phone keyboard.

Hey that happens to the best of us.

Turn the heat up and turn the AC up means fundamentally different things though.