Yeah, but moose is regular. Goose is irregular.

One goose -> two geese.

If irregular, we could have One labubu -> two lababa.

one menu -> two menus.

one labubu -> two labubus.

Before you all get mad that this is about sports, there’s a lot of discussion of the science of women’s athletics, such as

It was fitted by Prof Joanna Wakefield-Scurr, from the University of Portsmouth, who proudly goes by the nickname the Bra Professor.

Here are her breast facts:

*Breasts can bounce an average of 11,000 times in a football match

*An average bounce is 8cm (3in) without appropriate support

*They move with up to 5G of force (five times the force of gravity), comparable to the experience of a Formula 1 driver

Laboratory experiments – using motion sensors on the chest – have revealed how a shifting mass of breast tissue alters the movement of the rest of the body, and in turn, sporting performance.