Only the shitty bars kick you out for drinking too much! /s

That’s exactly where my mind went

My kids?

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989). Old news

Misleading af title

For a cat… that IS pretty sociable

Spaghetti code ftw!

Uhh… after 20 years of dev work… Fortran by a mile

My kids better not allow that shit to happen

Buy American, hire American, AMERICA FIRST, amirite?

I hate Trump so much

I choose “or else”

“We” - speak for yourself. I’ve hated this guy since 1985

Mexico will pay for the phones!

OP missed a golden opportunity with “Übermuncher”

Diabolical

Funny… lots of high school kids can’t read now, either

Prions™: not a virus

Good read. Thanks for the link!

There ain’t no strings on me (I’m a real kitten)

I’m going to double down on learning to subsistence farm