The military and drinking are like peas and carrots

Ability to give people taste buds wherever I think is funniest at the time

As someone who went through something similar, Linux Mint is a really great option. Based off Ubuntu so lots of software, cinnamon desktop environment for a windows familiar feel and layout, and stable releases.

Disco Elysium. The dialog options are so cracked

Yer mum

Fucking rad

We absolutely should so I can put the end of that pipe in my mouth

Took too long

Faster

Figure it out yourself, binch

Not our standarts 😭😭

Gaslighting?