Look man if we weren’t idiots we’d already have the answers

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

My family gets upset about that. I nuked my socials back on January 1st 2020. I rarely take any photos. “We want to see the memories!”. Well, I’m too busy making them to remember to record them

Why are you being downvoted? That’s literally the reason we don’t look up.

Took your advice now I’m covered in bee stings, my allergies are acting up and I’m no longer allowed near the pier.

That’s just being a giving…uh…person.

That no man is an island. And even the things you do “staying in your lane” affect those around you.

I’d also love for people to remember that breaking social contracts used to lead to duels and that’s why you saw a dip in violence and breeches. But we stopped doing that and now violence and breeches of social contracts are happening more often.

And lastly I’d like all the people complaining about the biosphere in this thread to remember that they’re Debbie Downers and that’s why no one invites them to parties.

I’m joking about the last one. I agree with them, I just think the solution is getting off this planet as quickly as possible Oregon Trail style.

It has been my anecdotal experience that people who are overly concerned about their privacy usually have next to nothing to hide. But the people who let their freak flag fly right there on main, those fuckers are trying to pull a Kansas City Shuffle.

I check for card skimmers, but the things I would type into have so many people touching them in a day. I wipe my keyboard down at work to cut down on communicable sickness.

https://lemmy.world/c/asklemmy

The thing you have to realize is that no matter what you do, tomorrow will always get here. And at the same exact time it always has. Nothing, I mean NOTHING, changes that. You can be on your phone, asleep, fucking, whatever. The March of time is constant, measured and inevitable. Good night.

Pinball is the best answer.

Usually, a meme is making some form of a joke. Either with the absurdity of an image and text or just an image of a joke. There needs to be some form of an attempt at humor. Whatever type that may be.

While I don’t want to downvote outright, I do want to hear why you think this is a meme instead of just amateur art?

Control. Plan and simple.

We talking mine or the dude in the meme? Because the answer to both is probably “not great”.

Same.

Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one.

When the side chick knows she’s a side chick and doesn’t care.