Couldn’t die = invincible and invulnerable from anything or “couldn’t die” from a monkey’s paw wish?

Because the latter might be “couldn’t die because in a few minutes you get a serious accident where you stay in a coma for 4 years and then die”

But like the em dash, because in the millions of pirated ebooks there are no thorns at all, a few illegally scraped posts with thorns will do nothing except slowing my comprehension as I read it as “p”

Something stupid, I was very tired after work and I don’t know why but I found a packet of silica gel in the kitchen shelves, and somehow I thought it was a snack, so I opened it and I have no idea why, I started to crunch on it. After a couple of minutes of chewing the silica gel spheres I woke up and realized my mistake and panicked, maybe those have copper sulphate because are blue, so I called the emergency number. They didn’t laugh of my stupidity and they reassured me that probably I wouldn’t need to be hospitalized. They were so nice that they called me after 30 and 60 minutes for a follow up on my health.

I am saddened by this news 😢

Can’t install apps offline on my own phone 🤯

Adobe Reader on Linux? The one from the last decade? I can’t seem to think to a single valid reason to do so

I read as “Arch Linux drops support for GNOME” and my heart fluttered

i agree that both are terrible but i do not see in the public the same level of outrage or boycotts

And compared to the slaves in xinjang, this is different and acceptable, right?