what makes it pasta is she came over for rice and ended up making gnocchi

it do be like that sometimes often

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(long as you leave seinfeld out of this)

also important

carols, what I’ve been singing all along

now I want some sterols

take it

I jus have a bottle full of wishes and a bag full of diks

i just grow my own bottle gourds

hey now. I’ve been microplasticing since before it was cool

with a cork? isn’t that a bottle? I believe jars by definition have lids. either the popup or the screw on kind. but I could be wrong.

agent Smith and agent Smith

had to look him up… quite de resume!

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Heisenberg

sounds like T9 that most ppl didn’t seem to get the jist of.

then The Learning Channel stopped being about learning

snipe it with a paintball gun from afar

TIL. probably why I’m a self proclaimed hopeless romantic.

and dig your username… I’m something of a machinist meself

IMO the dad was trying to help and offered to pay.
might as wel give it a go and see where it takes you.
if this was the 3rd or 4th time with no luck than that’s probably a different story.

Kiss her when she gives you the look, you’ll know the look.

they probably don’t know the look… I would ask her if it’d be OK to kiss her.
no-one wants to be unwelcomely violated

that is pretty darn clever

I use a torrent client that will lie on the upload (x10 or x11, or a myriad of other options) so as to satisfy the upload ratio requirement of many members only torrent communities