Yes, by breaking into someone’s house and threatening (even by their presence) the homeowner/tenant means you should forfeit the normal benefits of society. They are choosing to break societal norms by doing this, and should face the consequences.

Won’t they think of the poor home invader’s rights?

Yes.

Wow, science is amazing. I thought dropping a microwave from space would just cause it to burn up on reentry. I wonder if certain brands work better than others?

Huh, TIL! Thanks for the recipe.

You can pickle watermelon… rind? It becomes edible?

Someone who makes shitty bronze?

No, clearly the solution is more luxury 1 bedroom condos. That’ll fix the desired outcome problem!

We could all use some more Douglas Adams in these trying times.

Holy shit.

I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Wait, so Napoleon was the parties’ wizard that just cast fireball to cause solve every problem?

That’s okay, it’ll just be some unspeakable horror that follows them for revenge. Nothing to worry about there.

Snake?!

Snaaaaaake!!!

No! Clearly it’s an unbroken line of a translations from God to now, with zero alterations. It’s the only logical option possible. It’s not like going from language A to language B could cause translation errors, right?

Any port in a storm.

This is nothing like the last documentary I watched, where Dr Sins used a radical new technique to cure his patient’s cancer.

What about velour, for us cost conscious connoisseurs?