Okay, I hate to be “that guy” but the over use of “—” in the writing next to certain phrases like “not X, but something more, something deeper, it’s Y”. Makes this article look 100% AI written to me. Like, I’m more than reasonable certain it is just copy pasted AI. Someone will need to prove to me that it isn’t at this point.
All I’m learning is that somewhere between the ages 4-5, and in 20 year increments ever after. I am effectively immortal for up to one year. I must leverage this power to my advantage.
Orange man obviously couldn’t follow through on his “invade Greenland” distraction. Resorts to tearing shit down in his backyard instead like a kid who was banned from his neighborhood tree-house.
Ask him to host a public reading of the Epstein files in his new ballroom/hooker palace or whatever he’s actually building once it’s all done. Just to let him know that distraction #598 didn’t work.
Reminder that this is a stealth mission. You’re gonna want a stealthier animal than a chicken. Imagine crawling through the dark in tense silence, only to to given away by a loud BKAWK. Not even a hobbit could sneak further than Moria with that condition.
Furthermore; The One Ring’s greatest limitation is that it cannot just sprout legs and run off. Even beings of higher intelligence can be bent and manipulated to the ring’s will (IE its ultimate goal of returning to Sauron). Putting the thing on an animal sounds like the best opportunity one could give an evil, tangentially sentient piece of jewelry the option to pilot the poor creature like a meat-mech directly into Sauron’s clutches at the first opportunity.
As an aside: the ring could not be worn by said animal, it would needs be lashed to it. Imagine keeping track of a chicken which is now invisible to normal people, and also lit up like a beacon to the eye of Sauron and his otherwise day-blind ring wraiths. Bad idea.