Pineapple

Bah!

Oh, that’s a good one!

We are actually watching Brooklyn 99 right now!

deleted by creator

Love Rex!

Relationship mechanics. If I give someone a pumpkin twice a week, they’re just going to be confused and pissed.

Oh, come the fuck on…

Ah, the 70s. Where all haircuts made you look like a TV pastor or a pervert. Then, in the 80s we realized they were the same thing.

When you can hear each others same jokes for the umpteenth time and still laugh.

I can’t be the only person who first read “Fuckwhale”

Came here for this.

This needs shoe face

Tidus

Nice try, pickpocket!

Pet my cat Woodworking Reading Watching After Hours or OPCD Hanging out with my wife (100% effective)