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Who taught you how to wear a stillsuit?

It’s like firemen putting out a fire they started and it takes years for them to figure out how to work the hose.

Nobody expects the Klingon Inquisition!

I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

I have the same problem with orange juice, there’s hardly any orange in it. It’s like the pork in Pork N Beans.

I love the fancy ones with like three or four packets inside.

Switzerland has a law like this restricting the use of Swiss symbols to only products made entirely in Switzerland. That’s why Toblerone had to change their Matterhorn logo.