How is a haunted typewriter supposed to replace all those employees?

Try cloud hiker.

https://cloudhiker.net/explore

It’s kinda like how stumble upon used to be.

Peanut butter. According to many scientist lava has the consistency of peanut butter.

“Eagles can’t fly us to Mt. Doom because of a magic curse or some shit”- Gandalf to the council in Lord of the Rings

Police are like a box of chocolates

They’ll kill your dog.