Same.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterocampa_celtis

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If they weren’t known for taking a single bite out of every fruit on the tree/vine/bush and ruining entire crops/gardens they would be more welcome. * Shakes fist at starlings in the tomato garden *

Also, isn’t the taxonomy thing being addressed with clades and what not?

I wish I was so unafraid of stranger cooties.

Where is the human’s left thumb?

I get more anxious

She decided “book stand” was a bullshit job and expressed herself appropriately.

Vampires cannot enter a property without permission, so this one got a clever little gig as a surveyor.

Using this one neat trick, he was able to determine that fence was on the lady’s property because he was able to fly over it before he smacked into the invisible permission wall.

I’ve got a drawer of Green & Blacks chocolate bar wrappers because they are a pretty matte gold and “I COULD USE THESE FOR CRAFTS!!” I don’t even eat chocolate, I save other people’s trash.

Wat

I believe the joke is that Anthony Michael Hall is known for being a lovable nerd hero in 80s movies, but in his middle age, he looks a bit like Malcolm McDowell, who is known for playing the baddie in A Clockwork Orange and also in Star Trek: Generations. So… hero to villain, like the very common expression.

Hello name sibling! I’m a long haired lady person.

Ok, so, to be fair, it was during a time in my life where I was moving a lot and buying couches on craigslist for $75, which I thought was a lot of money for a couch at the time. And the level of wear that I received the couch in was in my mind, the baseline of couch quality.

I simply couldn’t imagine that someone wouldn’t appreciate these couches.

Was looking for Alan Cumming’s line of body care products to make a joke about this and learned that he stopped making them in 2005, AND someone just sold a “mostly empty” bottle of Cumming All Over body lotion (Condition: Used) on Ebay for $69.99.

Edit: This is a commercial for his fragrance “Cumming” (NSFW, bums) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdJEjJxYOY

Do you know how many couches I’ve had rejected by the Good Will? There’s a sign out front that says “No Drop Offs Except During Business Hours. Donations Must Be Approved.”

I’m going in one of those green donation bins with the tumble doors that are in Walgreens parking lots.

Same. I drink about a gallon a day now. It’s so good. I’m on well water, and it does have a strong mineral taste, but when fizzy and cold it’s not noticeable at all.