HexesofVexes

Chess - then I’d look athletic while doing it.

I just highlighted the differences. What you conclude from those is your problem.

Two 17 year olds have no idea how relationships work - one or both is normally carrying a Disney complex, and you’re both heavy risk takers.

Been there, done that, no thanks. It was an experience, but not one I’d voluntarily relive.

A 17 year old consuming pornography? Sounds to me like their parents need to put that shit into some context.

Not overly much - society has “dysfunctioned” along perfectly well for millennia. It will continue to be dysfunctional for many more millennia.

Better to enjoy your life and spite that dysfunction than to live under its heel.

Remember, according to the UK government you’re legally able to have sex, give birth, choose your future, and (soon?) vote at 16. Heaven forfend if you see a pair of titties though, you’re not mature enough for that…

Yep, that’s just how it is these days. Let me ask though, does it really matter?

If the girls are afraid of the guys, that’s their problem, not yours. Stick the time into something else you enjoy, let nature run it’s course. Find a job you don’t hate, spend your money as you like, live a happy life without the anxiety of rejection.

Wait, people will pay me to code?

Different strokes for different folks - windows 11 does have it’s uses.

Ever since our office laptops “upgraded” they’ve made excellent space heaters during the winter. Open up Teams, a PowerPoint, and a YouTube video and you’ve got a nice toasty office!

Windows 11 the plumber:

I come round, and I’ve brought a few friends who start rifling through your photos and desk; I state I can fix your toilet, but only if you agree to always use me to fix your toilet, and pay £120 a year even if your toilet never needs fixing.

Meanwhile, I change your aircon settings, sign you up to a new expensive energy supplier, cancel your streaming subscriptions and sign you up to mine. Oh, and I give my weird mate a copy of your house key so he can photograph you and your loved ones daily.

But don’t worry, the toilet is fixed. Every 6 months or so I’ll come back to your house and break a random appliance, just so you feel I’m value for money.

Oh no, someone might not be paying them for their user generated content (!)

To be fair, it’s probably best that history forgets this period of the web…

*so that the government can say kids won’t watch porn.

Rule 1 of computers that everyone who has taught an ICT class learns - if little Timmy wants titties, he finds a way.

Ah, another arms race has begun. Just be wary, what one person creates another will circumvent.