That’s 617lbs for the Americans. And wouldn’t you know it, we have a whole show about that. 152 episodes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_600-lb_Life

Seriously, this has to be some clever business move to sell more toilets when the employees invariably take a sledge hammer to them.

I can eject USB drives in Linux! You click the button to unmount it, and it unmounts. This is some crazy technology right here, maybe one day Microsoft will catch up

I used to have a cat I could let out on the back patio with me, and she would stay on whatever concrete pad we had out there. I moved a few times, and each time we would do this routine when we went outside the first time where she would put one paw like this and look at me and wait. Without much change in my tone I could just say ‘yea’ or ‘nope’ and she’d learn where she’s allowed to go. It was always pretty obvious, just a concrete pad, but shed test the boundaries anyway. There was never any friction, shed just accept it and test the next spot. But one time I tried seeing how specific she would go, and I said ‘yea’ to some railroad ties lining a flower bed on one side of the patio. For the rest of my lease, she would not step foot in the flower bed but would do a loop on the railroad ties and come back to the concrete. I’m not sure where I’m going with this, maybe your desk needs railroad ties

I just found a directory of Hollywood movies yesterday that were all 100GB each and I can’t decide if blu-ray rips are out of control or someone’s wasting an AIs time with bait

I’ve seen estimates between 30-70% failure rate for the race condition, even on this updated 1.2 version.

And then ok, the exploit is successful. Now you have to install the custom launcher. Hope you like the default theme otherwise you’re now configuring that each and every time too. I didn’t get this far in the guide but now I imagine you also need to install the ISO manager that launches the games. Whoops, there’s always some weird collection of dependencies that you’ll probably have to tweak. Remember wii ios’s? God, what the heck was that. Then you lose power and have to do all of this over again?

Have you ever modded a console? The exploit is only step one.

Its a shame it doesn’t persist through a reboot. I thought I was finally going to have a hacked 360, but I’m not reapplying this thing every time it turns on…

I know I’m winning when it serves an ad in a language I don’t speak

‘I was kind of saving that stick’

Well will it run Winamp because I inadvertently read the title as Winamp and now I need it again

It also has a microphone for listening out for “aggression,” gunshots, and keywords such as someone calling for help, a feature that to Vasquez-Garcia immediately raised concerns of more intrusive surveillance.

It’s in the article. I’d cause so many false positives for ‘aggression’ when taking a shit. My God this is terrible

Meanwhile, in national parks across the US, park rangers are busy working concession stands and ticket counters.

I’ve always wanted large hamster tubes I can stick out a window that goes over to another window. Rainbow colors and everything. Fight me, HOA.

Don’t feel too bad, I once had a ticket come across my desk for HIPPO violations. It took half the day to figure out what they were talking about.