Also the scratches, what’s up with that ?

Must be your needles. You obviously need more needle minders!

That one braincell is obviously hard at work!

They will fight about who of them offed the aliens and won: Someone definitely did more than the rest, and this someone is most obviously me! (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ

Agree, my spouse and I do the same. You need to know how to code and understand the basic principles otherwise it’s a bit like the Chinese room thing where you may or may not operate currently not have no actual clue of what you’re doing. You need to be about to see when llms follow their hobby and blow three lines of code unnecessarily out of proportion by adding 60 lines of unneeded shit that opens the door to more bugs.

rawr :3

You should get that checked out, like… all of this (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

As teenager I’ve once been in the “I received a weird text from you last night” situation. Never happened again in the 20 years since then, it still gives me a weird feeling when I’m at a hotel without a proper nightstand and I have to keep the phone in my bed for the night.

This is so bad and hilarious at the same time. I feel for you, even if my laughing makes me look like a liar (艸≧▽⁠≦⁠)｡

My spouse has a recurring nightmare including a Nokia 3310

First time getting lightly drunk was after eating all the strawberries from the punch bowl for the grown ups.

A few years later I drank beer until I felt drunk for the first time.

That sounds like a nice trip. You skipped my home, when you toured through the South, but Stuttgart is fine (in winter). After going to the North, you may want to look into parts of Eastern Germany like the Erzgebirge though you should stay in the touristy areas there if you have a darker skin color and / or are part of the lgbtqi+ community. This area is as beautiful as it’s backwards.

That went completely over my head :D

Which did you visit so far and have you decided which will be next?

Think about a short trip to Paris maybe. TGV ist a pretty good option from Munich to Paris.

Germans have many dialects and Bavaria is known for having quite a heavy one

Was once sitting at the hotel bar in Barcelona and listened to two guys conversing in an seemingly unknown language. Took me about 15 minutes to realize they were from Bavaria… I’m from Baden-Württemberg ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Damn you beat the 1210 of the city I was born in :(

Not to mention the lame 1171 of the city I currently live in.

When driving through the swabian alps you can often see banners for upcoming celebrations of clubs / associations mostly for music and they are usually way over 600 years old.

Oooh, that on the other hand sounds like a typical Christmas market experience

You were on a Christmas market and met no Germans there? What kind of sorcery is this?

In this case: welcome to Southern Germany (soon). We have lots of nature, mountains and beer.

Depending on what your are interested in there may be different things of interest:

• Not that far from Munich is Augsburg, beautiful city with very old buildings. The Fuggerstadt is also very interesting. If you are visiting in August/September you may go to the Plärrer
• You are also pretty close to Legoland which is in Günzburg (buy tickets online and add early as possible, they are usually cheaper then)
• If you go in November there are Christmas markets (the one in Ulm in front of the Münster is kind of impressive though small, Nürnberg is awesome but full) and winter Tollwood in Munich
• Nice seas and hiking locations all around Munich

If you have some more time and maybe want to leave Munich for a few days I’d recommend to either visit the lake of Constance for a few days (Bregenz, Pfänder, Seebühne, … all very impressive and interesting) or go towards Austria and maybe visit Castle Neu Schwanstein (go on a weekday and bring some time with you).

Regarding food I totally agree with the others: look for a nice bakery/cafe and try some bread and cake. Try beers from Augustiner and Chiemseer, Hacker Pschorr is not that good imho.

If you find the time and are interested try to visit the city center on a market day (usually Saturday and maybe Wednesday not sure for Munich).

I love it when they reopen construction sites where cables from other carriers were recently buried (after Telekom said no) because NOW they want to provide their shit there too.

A few weeks ago my app (Jerboa) got updated or reset or whatever and I actively had to turn them back on in my settings.