Are you sure? I thought Denethor was one of the first Scottish High Stewards.

Does it still look like it’s from 1998?

It works very well for my light personal needs, but I find the UI to be an eyesore…

Case in point, you haven’t had his wife either, so I’m on the fence on this one.

While you may be able to derive some small amount of nutrition from boiled and mashed potatoes in your rectum, it’s usually advisable to consume them through the other end, since starch digestion starts with salivary amylase.

If you’d rather consume the potatoes anally, it’s advisable that you find someone to spit into your anus to help the digestive process.

Safety advice: please note that the mouth is lined in stratified squamous epithelium, which is better prepared to handle rough mechanical/chemical/biological stimuli than the simple columnar epithelium of the rectal ampulla. It is therefore advisable to ensure the mashed potatoes are sufficiently cool before uh ingesting scooping consuming.

Smiles minus frowns.

This right here is the ultimate KPI, yet I’ve never seen it in a dashboard or spreadsheet. Woz is a legend…

Proactive with an entrepreneur, can-do mindset.

Reminds me of the Cristiano Ronaldo statue thing, except that one was actually funny as hell.

For those unaware, Madeira’s airport was renamed after CR7 and they made a whole ceremony about it. Cackling beside him are the Portuguese president and the prime minister.

Today I learned.

My best guess is that they didn’t want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to “fake it” by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.

I don’t know who this guy is, but I’ve seen a couple of his tweets recently and the man speaks the true true

And that’s why you’re the ace bonobo.