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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

Dadboats rule

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Dadboats rule

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64461862

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