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    4 days ago

    People were injecting shit into their dicks so when they got measured for their uniform, they’d have more material in the crotch to help get air on the long jump. I’m probably misremembering the exact figures, but they calculated that something like an extra inch of material in the uniform could translate to up to 5 extra meters in a ski jump. So they had penis inspectors checking to make sure competitors weren’t plumping their pricks.