xkcd #3122: Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres
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During the most recent glacial maximum, it’s believed that land bridges extended from the surfaces and connected several of the spheres together.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3122/
Honestly at this point you’re just being obnoxious