Demons prefer FreeBSD
Well… the satanists I’ve met definitely seemed like a Linux crowd, so it’s not the worst suggestion prior to sacrificing a goat or something of that nature.
sed s/demon/daemon/gThe install is complete.
Linux doesn’t have this? Man, I guess I’ll stick with windows. That shit is metal AF.
I think HellOS comes with demonic teeth drivers right out of the box.
TempleOS
systemd keeps daemons under control, the computer will be fine with Linux.
Your computer wants to be possessed by Daemons sir
The demon is Bill Gates fueled with the tormented souls of Microsoft employees that just got layed off. The solution is to print out a few Arch wiki pages and a usb stick (with Arch) and say “the power of Torvalds compels you” until the PC is once again pure. Than keep your PC pure by avoiding absolutely proprietary software and always praying to Tux for more features.
You can probably configure the demon in Linux
demonctl stop hellfire demonctl disable hellfire demonctl enable regular-fire demonctl start regular-fire demonctl set --force body-type=human horns=2 eyes=2 tongue=forked skin=red demonctl add --object electric-guitar demonctl speak "play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls"
