If you don’t want your cat in a frying pan, do not get a perfectly cat sized frying pan
Since cats are liquid, all frying pans are cat sized frying pans
Please do not the cat.
He did the cat.
They actually meant “Please do note the cat”. Noted
"I live in Japan
without the J"
I live in ya pan.
Resistance is futile.
Your dinner seems undercooked.
Place makes food warm. Maybe it can make cat warm. Genius.
Curiosity, cats, etc
I don’t think this is a very good recipe.
Needs some catnip.
In German, we have a saying when something is unbelievable that roughly translates to “That makes the dog in the pan crazy” (Da wird doch der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt). Maybe it works with cats too, donno, never tried it.
Do people actually say that irl?
Now that you ask, I don’t remember hearing or saying it but neither does it feel out of place. Don’t know if that makes sense
Da wird doch der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt.
Pussy? For breakfast?
Beef.Pussy.It’s what’s for
dinner.breakfast.Absolutely. Sex hormones are high in the morning.
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I like my meat rare but having my dinner mewing at me is a bit much.
Please. Don’t. Eat. Him.
Do not the cat
Have a buttery croissant for dinner instead of cat 🫶🏼
Will do! and for you, a tangerine for dinner?🍊
What a handsome fellow
c/ He Will Be Stir-Fried
Pan is too small.
If it fits it sits
