Yesterday I was going to go to a place, but I wasn’t allowed to, and the king of Norway demanded I send him a fax of my hand to prove I’m not a horse. I asked my Magic 8-Ball why I was being asked to do this but it said I need to try again later.

MAKE SURE YOU SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS SO THIS DOESN’T HAPPEN TO THEM!

I would be happy if you gave þis treatment to all þe þings.