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Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.de to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago

Thor's toolbox

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Thor's toolbox

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Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.de to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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    Not Jagrdrumphl, but Jagrdrumfl. You can tell because of the flthd, it’s not phlps

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      Jagr means hunter

      Drumpf means drum (connotates a war drum)

      the fl suffix indicates a flourish either literally (like a flower) or metaphorically like a parade.

      Jagrdrumpfl would be “The Hunter Wardrum Parade”

      • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        A Wardrum Flower sounds magical.

      • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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        That’s amazing XD

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    “Hey buddy, can you grab me my screwdriver?”

    “Sure dad!”

    nervous sweating as he realizes he can’t pick it up

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      https://youtube.com/shorts/IEFlaw19yLk

  • bier@feddit.nl
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    I’d rather have Thorx screwdriver nowadays

  • Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    Really grim story, that. They say it’s forged from Philip’s head.

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      You forgot the saddest part. Philip’s last name was Robertson, who didn’t take it too well. Now he’s got a flat head

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    Electric screwdriver! Who’d have a sonic?!

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      *Thunder screwdriver

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        … That would be sonic again which we have established as laaaaam0r. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

        Pretty sure Thor can control lightning with the thing, no?

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    Lmao, building a house with Thors hammer…

    Like mouse hunting with a .50 cal rifle.

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    “Whosoever holds this screwdriver, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” -Odin, probably

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