• truite@jlai.lu
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    1 month ago

    Boiled little cubes of zucchini. No spice, no salt, nothing. It’s for my cat, I have to do this all year round and it’s annoying.

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    1 month ago

    Does it have to be cooked? Some sort of really good salad with a hundred ingredients. I can cook stuff all day but prepping a really good salad is a hassle.

  • solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    30 days ago

    Assuming cooked includes “prepared”: sushi boat with a variety of rolls!

    Plenty to eat, good protein, and it’s something I can’t prepare for myself. Also assuming magic, won’t contribute to ocean decline.

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    30 days ago

    In any quantity? Some nutritionally complete food that avoids as many allergens as possible. Probably some kind of fortified legume and veggie paste. With that kind of magical power, I’d be looking to slay one of the horsemen of the apocalypse

    • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 month ago

      For some reason the idea of pulling a delicious smelling/looking corndog out of a pocket and handing it to a frazzled/sad random with a genuine “Hey, you don’t have to rawdog life alone — you can corndog it instead.” is like, Jesus-tier miracle shitposting.

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        1 month ago

        I was imagining a hip holster or possibly a bandolier to pull them out of, but, thank you. This is the greatest compliment I have ever received.

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      I was going to say pizza, but this, this seems like the right answer. Drug is a loose term (at least in the US) and can encompass really anything. Caffeine is a drug.

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        29 days ago

        Wait, you’re saying I can have hot, fresh, perfectly-roasted, perfectly-brewed coffee 24/!? This is making me question why I even need food…