I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
Update: I found it behind the freezer in my basement, must have fallen behind there while I was changing for work. Unfortunately I already applied for replacements of all the cards inside, but there was $45 cash inside so that’s neat
You ate it out of hunger and forgot about it. Happens to the best of us.
Wait, are you Wally? Of the Cincinnati Staplers? Here, take my wallet!