Gotta get through Spooktober first…
We don’t really celebrate that here, so I can already buy tasty christmas treats. I’m trying to lose weight, though …
You don’t, but I do, and so does the Spooktober instance.
I worked in the mall during Christmas and now anytime this comes on I get tinnitus and start seeing flashbacks of long lines of angry customers.
All I want for Christmas is Wham!
That was so last Christmas.
Don’t say that name. We’re going to hear it enough it December. Let us have peace for now.
I’ll personally put Sabaton’s Christmas Truce on repeat.
Yes, we’ve begun the rituals, no we’re not happy about it either, but it must be done to appease the beast
The grocery store I go to got all the Christmas baked goods and shit ready over a week ago -_-
