Story time! When I was a kid (like, less than 10yo) I thought Lieutenant was a cool rank. Couldn’t tell you why, just did. When I started gaming I needed a name. I always loved space, so it basically went “Satellite… uh… Jack, I guess. Oh, Lt!” So I started out as LtSatelliteJack.
Time went on, I made friends, mostly in TF2, and we would play a gamemode called dodgeball. One map in particular was a big canyon with a river at the bottom with two little boats. At one point I jumped off the canyon just to see if I could land on the boat. Turns out you could, so one of my friends jumped down to join me. They looked down at the little canoe we were standing on, looked up at me, and said, “Congratulations on your promotion to Captain.” They immediately took a rocket to the top of their head and exploded, so in honor, I changed my name to CaptSatelliteJack. The rest is history.
Story time! When I was a kid (like, less than 10yo) I thought Lieutenant was a cool rank. Couldn’t tell you why, just did. When I started gaming I needed a name. I always loved space, so it basically went “Satellite… uh… Jack, I guess. Oh, Lt!” So I started out as LtSatelliteJack.
Time went on, I made friends, mostly in TF2, and we would play a gamemode called dodgeball. One map in particular was a big canyon with a river at the bottom with two little boats. At one point I jumped off the canyon just to see if I could land on the boat. Turns out you could, so one of my friends jumped down to join me. They looked down at the little canoe we were standing on, looked up at me, and said, “Congratulations on your promotion to Captain.” They immediately took a rocket to the top of their head and exploded, so in honor, I changed my name to CaptSatelliteJack. The rest is history.
I love this so much