More like “Bring your knife to the boss” Day
Every salad is a caesar if you stab it enough.
You can kill the person but you can’t kill the salad
Every day is Bring Your Knife To Work Day.
At the moment I have three.
Don’t leave home without it!
Seriously though, I use mine all the time. Very convenient.
Sounds like a very competitive work place environment
my office having a metal detector and x-ray machine makes sense now
I hope to god they aren’t x-raying people every day.
But, I had a chuckle that my last job had a no weapons policy…but no way to enforce it. A few of my coworkers knew I carried on a regular basis. :)
the x-ray is for the conveyor belt machine, where my stuff must pass through, just like tsa, but with less rude security staff
I’ve now got a really funny mental image of a Roman Senator drowning at the contents of the kitchen drawer, pondering what knife to take to kill Caesar with.
Edit: it’s Brutus, and he’s deliberating so much because the knife he wanted to use isn’t there. Little does he know that his wife Portia took it so she could cut herself to prove that he can trust trust her (because she is not so soft and womanly that she can’t endure pain)
“Everybody act normal.”
