I’ll be honest, none were good enough to name.

How do you feel joy while using depressants like alcohol and weed? Personally I hate the loss of control, I feel less like myself, but I know everyone’s different. To answer your question:

I go for walks and see the sunlight through the leaves. I ride my bike and, to paraphrase the poet, sing a song of the muscles of the leg. I read poetry. I hug my loved ones. I go dancing. I challenge myself with puzzles. I read YA fiction as a grown-ass adult just because I want the good guys to win every now and then.

A fixer-upper century house, so at least on paper I’m not losing all that money.

I hate this false dichotomy: You don’t have to drive when it’s raining, but neither must you ride around with wet brakes, bad traction, and poor visibility.

You can just stay home.

It’s so ruinously expensive that I can’t afford any vices.

Not always! Half those relationships were shorter than eighteen months themselves.

I haven’t been single for more than eighteen months at a stretch in my entire adult life.

At least we stuck to one solid trilogy and then stopped. Well, aside from the fanfic.

Maybe you’d like to join me for some Lou Malnati’s?

you need a mold, wicks, and wax

it’s not hard or particularly dangerous, but good wax and wicks are a little expensive

there’s a reason candles were luxury goods for much of human history

three thick, unscented candles in the middle of a wide basic shallowly filled with water in a dark room

that’s the ideal

they see something great in you, but can’t tell if you’re a doctor or a pilot?

Okay, fine, and Wyrmtooth while we’re at it.

Fall from Heaven 2 (overhaul mod for Civ4) would’ve been top pick until this year, now it’s Enderal (even calling it an overhaul is selling it short, it’s a whole new game built on the Skyrim engine).

Enderal is allowed.

Go to that restaurant she hates. Turn the thermostat down. A bunch of carpentry and other home-improvement.

There are gross ones, those get downvoted too.

Are you still mad about it? I’m still mad.

Eric fucking Sparrow claiming credit for the chopper hop in T.H.U.G.

most hatable villain in any game, hands down

This was better than 80% of the questions we get here, IMO.