Don’t let them get your Goatse.

Exactly

And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.

Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

My fact of the day calendar shows a US president being held accountable for something on the sixth of January.

I don’t think this is a coincidence.

Are you folks interested in some freedom!?

Asking for your neighbors to the south.

/s, just in case it wasn’t obvious.

We’re entertainment dragons.

We sleep upon the amassed collection of potential future fun in every unplayed game.

Once you try the game, you may realize that you don’t even like it.

Rookie move.

Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.

I can get behind “Pay $X to remove ads” or “Pay $Y to unlock the full app.”

I even understand subscriptions for some things.

Just about everything else is avoided at all no costs.

This appears to be written in English, but I can’t make sense of it.

We must feed the backlog, always.

Number go up.