I’d wager Trump has never tipped 20% in his life. He seems more like the “demand special attention, bitch, and tip maybe 10%” type.

“Foolish human. I may be smol now, but I will not forget this indignity. My revenge will be sublime… or maybe I’ll just shit on the bed sheets.”

My Kobo has the Pocket app and I’ll miss being able to send articles to it. Apparently I’ll be one of the few to be sad to see Pocket go.