I’m not really that smart when it comes to protocols but I would go to Stanford University and guard the IT cabinet and tell Aaron Schwarz to stay the fuck out and go do something else.

I can smell this picture

No, it’s the opposite of discrete.

This club does not have upgradeable, replaceable parts.

It’s the difference between a pretty flower and a Venus flytrap

Kinky

When you do, just tell me what drug it says to inject into which vein.

This is why I never used Ubuntu.

This is like movie companies saying that me pirating a movie cost them money.

Absence of a free thing isn’t going to magic some money into my wallet with which to buy your thing, I’m still broke AF.

Maybe the lost photos are in Zerodrive

To make DDR5 memory, you just tape a DDR2 module to a DDR3 module

Ok and what about your hair?

They just don’t put black borders on memes like they used to. Back in my day, memes were well dressed, refined.

I have 256GB of RAM. Not all in the same machine of course. Much of it not in a machine at all.

How do you do, fellow billionaires?

Do you remember which ship class you mained?

Mine was the gladiator, with a minelayer loadout. Loved to drop in on my team during a fighting retreat and just be a bullet-sponge wall of firepower and mines so they could regroup, heal up, and counterattack.

Paladin was my secondary preferred class.

Just use Gflghtdhh instead.

What’s even weirder is it used to be a spoon

I’m surprised Lenovo haven’t been more competitive this year, they have always been my go to for monitors

Bougainvillea are fucking savage, and they grow really fast