Don’t forget about “self care”. Whatever the fuck that is. My therapist keeps telling me and I don’t get it.
I think that means keeping our toenails trimmed.
Lol I’m abt to clip my finger nails so this is dead on
Yeah maybe.
I refuse to do any of this on the weekends, I only work on my hobbies, so I just spent +5 hours deep cleaning my 3d printers. lol
I’m tired of this, grandpa!
And sweeping the wood floor every time you walk across it
I just bought a robot vacuum. Now I get to be a kid again!!
Same here! And the best part at first is actually watching the thing cleaning the floor for you. Oh the bliss…
The night we got it, we were going to watch a movie. Instead, we ended up watching the robot vacuum clean the floor, totally entertained. I have a dog and a cat and so when I have time I try to vacuum but more often than not I just don’t vacuum! And we end up with tumble weeds absolutely all over the place. Now when I go to sleep I can click go and the little dude just cruises around picking up all the junk. I love it. It even mops,! Even though I didn’t want one that did that, I love it now.
My house is too messy for a robot vacuum
You forgot the never-ending loads of laundry. Every time you do something you have to put a load of laundry in. Then fold it. Then think you’re finished with the laundry and go down and put another load in
I have 4 laundry bags each with a couple weeks worth of clothes in them and they get rotated monthly
A couple of times, I have done my final load of laundry butt ass naked, just so I can have the feeling of knowing that ALL my clothes are clean.
Before Enlightenment chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment chop wood, carry water
If that’s the definition, I’m not adult[ing]. :/
Did I skip it? A friend says I’m “retired” (prematurely, because of ailments/disabilities).
Or is this just an ableist definition?
You forget the part where you spend 1/8 of your day (if not more) performing complex operations mostly for the sake of “number goes up” because that is important to something called “the economy”.
The part you describe is actually the “free time” part of the day.
1/8?? What kind of dream job do you have?
Sorry, 1/3 based on the 8 hours of sleep 8 hours of work 8 hours of free time structure.
Just 1/8? Man, I wish
laundry and trash and cleaning the kitchen too. it never ends.
until it does and that’s sad.
And I can’t understand why we have so hurry to grow up.
You punk kids have to hurry up and grow up so you can start doing laundry for yourself.
jk I know youll be back every week with a fresh load
If you don’t like it, you can quit it and open an onlyfans, make millions and vanish. No one forces you to do real adulthood.
I think this requires you to be female and attractive.
From one side yes, but today with AI and Photoshop tools, you don’t need to attractive.
Ai is gonna collapse porn if we let it.
Who will pay for foot pics when you can have photorealistic foot pics and anything else from big Daddy gpt
Only if you’re depressed 🤷♂️

Then you forget about doing the laundry








